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pre-post ::this is a conversation that took place over a year ago..when a bunch of 'would-be-docs', ( disillusioned at being reminded time and again that they were and still are the ' cream of the nation' even when they believed the cream(read,gals)had been delivered elsewhere),had gathered over a round of some malt based drinks and ' triple-filtered-clear fluid from Russia' ;) the author vividly remembers his friends shooting one gem after the other and breaking into peals of laughter which could have sent a chill down the spine of the coldest of vampires.... (the author stumbled upon it while trying to clear his inbox of some old time clutter) with exams on and no time to actually post something substantial,hope this one provides u with some 'cheap humour'(all puns intended) ..... caution :-this post isn't supposed to make sense....so if you are of the rational,thinking variety....try something else on the blog....and if it does make sen...

                  new year  resolutions??......I do not have any.....                                      HAHAHAHA(with my jaws as wide open as GARFIELD)....:D

They all laugh at me! And the girls giggle behind my back... Unable to even glance at my disfigured face. Why am I so ugly? Why am I such a hideous monstrosity? She is the one girl I have loved in my life. And she likes that dumb good-looking guy! What did I do to deserve this? I am going to end all of this... I am going to burn down this college to the ground! They will know what they get for treating me this way . Do not burn down the college Kyle! Who said that? I did! Who are you? Sitting and crying about a girl who doesn't even deserve your love will not solve your problems. Why can't I see you? You think you've been cheated because you are ugly... But I am here to show you otherwise. Come! There is much to see. Hmm... okay. I want you to look in here. This woman is Nancy Pinkerton. In her youth she was consistently rated the most beautiful girl in her entire college. Her life was filled with praises, and everything being handed to her...

It's the 31st of march...the'IDES OF MARCH' have finally come to an end....or so i feel!! so here i am,sitting in LH-SUSHRUTA at 2 in the afternoon,attending a pharmac lecture... Not that i have much clue abt whats going on!!.... CLUELESS-dats the word 2 describe my knowledge in pharmac or rather,the lack of it.. Anyways,being an afternoon class,the U-2 batch is back 2 'SCREEN SAVER MODE' as COL.Moorchung would say...(u see...we dnt like 2 disturb our teachers ..any question put forth is greeted with such a show of energy conservation,the poor teacher is left wondering whether he's teaching a class of 115 or 15...) As 4 me...sitting bang under the AC,the urge 2 take a nap is really,really strong but 2 doze off right after waking up at 12 noon would require a herculean effort even 4m smbdy like me-the modern day equivalent of 'kumbhakaran'.... Sitting in the extreme top left of the lecture hall,i have an excellent view of the gentlemen who'v...

hiiiiii(jacker). .......try singing it....... hiiiii(jacker) ...funny??...I know its not but then the guy 4 whom it was made wasn't either.. STRIKE 1 - "hi!i'm capt. Dhiresh Chandra 4m the merchant navy,father of Lt. Niraj chandra". ...I looked up and saw a portly,stout man.White beard and glasses in place. A huge belly and heavily strapped legs gave me some indication of his problems. "hello sir!i'm med cadet hitesh 4m AFMC". ...pleasantaries exchanged,he proceeded 2 his bed. A new day....uncle(for my convenience,we call him uncle 4m nw)gets up early and he seems to be on the lookout for something.... actually..he's on the lookout of 'someone'....and the funny part,which i later come to know-that 'someone' could be anybody...anybody who's in his senses and responds even slightly to whatever he's uttering.. that day...i turned out to be that person...not that i had the slightest intention of getting into a conversati...